Depressed Dumpling – Black Rainfrog Figurine

Depressed Dumpling – Tiny Sad Frog Figurine | Moody Rainfrog Desk Buddy
Meet Depressed Dumpling, the ultimate tiny embodiment of giving up but in a cute way. This mopey little rainfrog figurine is round, sad, and full of existential dread—just like you after reading the news.

🐸 What is it?
A tiny, 3D-printed black rainfrog figurine
Permanently sitting in despair
Has surprising well defined little frog buttcheeks (yes, really)
Small enough to sit on your desk, shelf, or next to your other bad life decisions

💀 Who needs this?
Anyone who feels like a soggy dumpling inside
Those who appreciate tiny, judgment-free (but still disappointed) frogs*
People who want an emotional support gremlin for their desk
The friend who keeps saying, “It is what it is”

🎁 Gift Idea:
Perfect for sad girl eras, moody goblins, and frog lovers
Great for coworkers who are 99% done with everything
Ideal for someone who needs a tiny, silent therapist

📏 Size & Material:
3D printed with high-quality PLA filament
Approximately 2.25 x 2.25 x 1 inches

💡 Care Instructions:
No feeding required (it has no hope left)
Do not leave in water (it will only get more soggy and sad)
Occasionally give it a pat to let it know you understand

🐸 Adopt this little tragedy today. Whether you place it on your desk, gift it to a friend, or just carry it around as a reminder that it be like that sometimes, Depressed Dumpling is here for you—miserably, but here.