Our Lore

Hi! I’m Nadia — the chaotic creative force behind The Adorable Alchemist, where frogs judge you, mushrooms stab things, and every creature comes with a healthy dose of weird.

This shop is my goblin-laboratory of joy. Most of what you see here started in my head, got sculpted in Blender, and was brought to life by my printers, lasers, and occasional chaos magic. But I’ve also started stocking a few treasures from other small businesses—makers whose weird little creations felt right at home in the feral forest that is this shop. Whether it’s made by me or a fellow gremlin, if it’s here, it earned its spot.

When I’m not buried in filament or chasing laser settings, I’m out in the yard tending to my flock of chickens, who are absolutely my babies. They’re fluffy, chaotic, and deeply involved in quality control (mostly by judging me from a distance)

What started as a fun little experiment with 3D printing has turned into a full-blown obsession. I taught myself 3D modeling — which is really freaking hard — and now I spend my days sculpting frogs with opinions, possums with secrets, and ducks with knives. Every new design is built from scratch with a mix of stubbornness, caffeine, and chaotic delight.

This shop isn’t just about funny frogs and stabby mushrooms — it’s also about values.

I believe:

• Trans rights are human rights.

• Bodily autonomy matters.

• The patriarchy sucks.

• Black Lives Matter.
  

• Everyone deserves to feel safe, seen, and celebrated — especially the weird, the wonderful, and the wildly neurodivergent.

This space is proudly inclusive, unapologetically left-leaning, and full of love for people who have ever felt like too much, too loud, or too strange. (Spoiler: you're perfect.)

Have a question? Want to talk shop, share cryptid sightings, or hear about my chickens?
Reach out — I’d love to hear from you.