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🐸 Judgmental Frog – The Desk Critic You Never Knew You Needed
Looking for a judgmental frog to silently monitor your life choices? Need a tiny amphibious coworker to judge your workflow, your coffee habits, and maybe your entire existence? Whether you’re a frog lover, toad enthusiast, or just someone who needs emotional support through passive-aggressive vibes—this little frog’s got you covered.

This adorably grumpy rain frog figurine is the perfect desk companion. It stares. It judges. It never blinks. And now—it comes in multiple sizes, sculpt styles, and glorious colors of judgment.

Every frog comes with its own Judgmental Frog card explaining its very important role in your life (or on your desk). It’s the perfect little extra that turns a funny desk toy into a full-on personality piece. Whether it’s a coworker, a student, a stressed-out parent, or just someone who thrives on sarcastic energy—gift recipients are always delighted (and slightly alarmed).
Petty Pink frogs come with a special purple card featuring a short poem just for her.

🧩 Build Your Frog:
Choose Your Size:
Small: Fits right in your palm—perfect for low-key judgment.
Medium: A noticeable presence. Think: emotionally supportive paperweight.
Enormous: It’s huge. Like, startlingly huge. See photos. You’ve been warned.

Choose Your Sculpt:
Classic Sculpt – the original smooth-faced grump (used for thousands of sales!)
New Sculpt (My Design) – lovingly redesigned in-house with extra texture, attitude, and maximum side-eye.

Choose Your Color:
Judgmental Green: Shimmery silk filament that shifts between green and bronze. The classic.
Contemptuous Copper: Shiny, reddish copper with gold eyes. Warm and spicy.
Gilded Mockery: Metallic gold with bronze eyes. Regal. Smug. Glorious.
Petty Pink: Matte pink with purple eyes, plus a special poem card just for her.
Second Place Energy: Shiny silver with piercing gold eyes. Radiates the vibe of someone who didn’t win, but is definitely judging the winner. Ideal for those who thrive on spite and iced coffee.

🪣 Bucket O’ Frogs
Need more judgment in your life? Grab a Bucket O’ Frogs!
Twelve (yes, 12) tiny judgmental frogs in a shiny bucket, each with its own Judgment Card. Maximum judgment. Minimal shelf space. Great for gifting, hoarding, or creating your own council of passive-aggressive advisors.

📏 Size Reference:
Small: ~1.5" tall x 1.5" wide x 1.75" long

Medium: ~3" x 3" x 3.5"

Enormous: ~7.5" x 7" x 7" (basically a judgmental grapefruit)

🛠️ My Process:
Every frog is 3D printed by me in the USA using high-quality PLA filament. These are handmade items, printed with care and a little bit of spite.

📦 Shipping Info:
I try to ship within one business day, but life happens. If you need your frog by a specific date, just message me—I'll do my best to make it happen!

🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep away from heat (no saunas or sunbathing!)
Wipe clean with a dry cloth
Avoid eye contact if you’re feeling fragile