Morel Mushroom Figurine

Meet Your Morel Mushroom Buddy
You’re not too much.
You’re not too quiet.
You’re just someone who sometimes needs to be left alone… with a tiny forest gremlin by your side.

This Morel Mushroom Buddy gets it.
He’s not here to demand attention or make small talk. He’s here to sit beside you, tucked safely into your shelf, garden, or workspace — silently radiating support in the form of squishy mushroom-shaped understanding.
He’s awkward. He’s adorable. He’s emotionally unavailable in the most comforting way possible.
If you’ve ever needed a friend who just gets it — this little guy is for you.

🌿 Why You’ll Love Him:
Gives “I brought you a rock I found” energy
The ultimate low-maintenance emotional support mushroom
A forest friend for your desk, your altar, or your mossy shelf of tiny gremlins
Makes a weirdly perfect gift for anxious introverts, mushroom collectors, or softhearted cryptid fans

🎁 Perfect for:
Cottagecore & goblincore collectors
Fairy garden setups and cozy shelf dioramas
People who express love by quietly existing nearby
Emotional support cryptid seekers
Fans of cute, weird little guys with big eyes and bigger boundaries

✨ Details:
Approx. 2 inches wide and 2 inches tall
3D printed in high-quality PLA
Sculpted morel cap in soft earth tones
Big sparkly black eyes and a perfectly adorable expression
Flat base for easy display
Original sculpt by The Adorable Alchemist – not sold in stores