Meet the Judgmental Frog™ – a funny, grumpy frog desk toy that silently judges your life choices. This viral rainfrog figurine is the perfect weird animal gift for frog lovers, coworkers, and chaos goblins alike. If you’re into weird frog collectibles, funny office decor, or gifting tiny animals with huge personalities—this one's for you.
He’s small, smug, and perfect for your shelf, cubicle, or anywhere you need a little side-eye. With his viral frog energy and top-tier judgment skills, he’s become a favorite among frog lovers, quirky coworkers, and anyone living on the edge of chaos.
🐸 What Is It?
This adorably grumpy rainfrog sculpture is the ultimate frog shelf sitter. It stares. It judges. It never blinks. And now—it comes in multiple sizes, sculpt styles, and glorious colors of contempt.
🎁 Includes a Judgment Card
Every frog comes with its own Judgmental Frog™ card, explaining its very important emotional role in your life. It’s the perfect extra that turns a funny coworker gift into a full-on quirky personality piece. Whether it’s a student, parent, or desk-bound goblin, gift recipients are always delighted (and mildly threatened).
Petty Pink frogs include a special purple card with a short, very judgmental poem.
🧩 Build Your Frog:
Choose Your Size:
Small: Palm-sized and low-key judgmental.
Medium: A noticeable presence—think emotional support frog energy.
Enormous: Like a small watermelon. But meaner. Adds maximum desk chaos.
Choose Your Sculpt:
Classic Sculpt: Smooth-faced original—grumpy, iconic, dependable.
New Sculpt (My Design): Textured, spikier, and optimized for maximum side-eye.
🪣 Bucket O’ Frogs
Need a whole team of emotional support gremlins? Grab a Bucket O’ Frogs:
Twelve tiny judgmental frogs in a shiny bucket, each with its own Judgment Card.
Perfect for hoarding, gifting, or forming a council of sarcastic advisors.
📏 Size Reference:
Small: ~1.5" tall x 1.5" wide x 1.75" long
Medium: ~3" x 3" x 3.5"
Enormous: ~7.5" x 7" x 7" (basically a judgmental grapefruit)
🛠️ Made With Spite (and PLA)
Each frog is 3D printed by me in the USA using high-quality PLA. These are handmade with care and a little bit of chaos. Expect slight variations—no two frogs judge exactly the same way.
📦 Shipping Info:
I try to ship within 1 business day, but life happens. If you need your frog fast, send me a message and I’ll do my best to help.
🧼 Care Instructions:
Keep away from heat (no saunas or sunbathing!)
Wipe clean with a dry cloth
Avoid eye contact if you’re feeling fragile
