🎙️ “Are you too happy? Do you have too much confidence? Do you need to be humbled immediately?”
🚨 Introducing the Emotional Support Hater JUDGMENTAL FROG™ 🚨
🐸 Now with 300% more side-eye
🐸 Judgment so strong, even your ancestors will feel it
🐸 No talking, just ✨disappointment✨
🛒 Order now. He’s waiting.
📢 Warning: May cause self-reflection, regret, and a sudden urge to make better life choices.
Are you looking for a judgmental frog desk buddy to keep you company at work and stare at you judgmentally? Are you a frog lover or toad lover who needs a little friend to judge all of your life choices? Or maybe you need a coworker gift and are looking for the perfect desk toy. Look no further than this absolutely adorable rain frog figurine! This little frog is the perfect desk companion who will faithfully adorn your desk and monitor your work 24/7. This little froggy fits perfectly in your palm and is printed with high quality silk-like filament that glimmers between green and bronze. Your judgmental frog will come with a card that explains what a judgmental frog is. Your gift recipients will be delighted! You won't find a frog exactly like this one anywhere else, he was designed by me!
My Process:
This item is handmade by me in the USA! This frog desk buddy was designed by me with Blender graphic design software, then 3D printed with the highest quality filament.
Color Choices:
Judgmental Green has a silky sheen that shimmers between green and bronze for a really cool effect!
Contemptuous Copper is a beautifully shiny, metallic, silky copper.
Petty Pink is a matte pink. This option includes a special edition card with a poem on the back!
Gilded Mockery is not yet pictured, but it is a shiny, silky, metallic gold with bronze eyes.
Shipping Times:
Please see below for an estimated delivery date. I try very hard to beat the estimated time! I try to get items shipped out within one business day, but sometimes that is not possible. If you need your desk buddy by a certain date, please message me and I will do my best to accommodate.
*Key Features
Normal Size is 2 inches long, 2.25 inches wide, and about 1.25 inches tall.
Medium is 4.25 long, 4.5 inches wide, and 3 inches tall.
Enormous is 8.5 inches long, 9 inches wide, and 5.5 inches tall.
Has an adorable bum
Made of high quality PLA filament
*Care Instructions
KEEP AWAY FROM HEAT
Wipe clean with a dry cloth
