Blob Frog - Derpy Green Frog Figurine

Blob Frog — soft-spotted, wide-eyed, and running on zero brain cells.
A chonky pale green frog with yellow eyes, mild confusion, and the emotional range of a half-charged Roomba.

Meet Blob Frog, the pale green amphibian embodiment of “no thoughts, just vibes.” With soft green spots, wide yellow eyes, and a perpetually bewildered expression, this little frog is equal parts adorable and empty-headed.

Perfect for chaotic desks, frogcore collections, and gifting to friends who share his blank-stare energy, Blob Frog is a low-maintenance companion who will quietly sit wherever you put him, contemplating nothing in particular.

Each frog is an original sculpt designed, 3D printed, and packaged in North Idaho using high-quality PLA for a smooth, durable finish. Wipe clean with a dry cloth when dust settles — he’s too busy doing nothing to help.

• Size: Approx. 2" long × 1.5" wide × 1" tall

• Color: Pale green with yellow eyes and soft spots

• Style: Frogcore, cottagecore, whimsical décor

• Uses: Desk buddy, quirky gift, shelf ornament

Perfect for chaotic desks, frogcore shelves, and people who look like this when they open their inbox.