Strawg the Strawberry Frog Figurine

Strawg – The Strawberry. The Frog. The Legend.
🍓 A fruit. A frog. A funky little guy.

Strawg™ is what happens when a smug amphibian eats too many berries, lies down in the sun, and becomes the vibe. Round, suspicious, and deliciously judgmental, this berry-frog hybrid is ready to loiter on your desk, shelf, or altar of cursed cuteness.

He doesn’t hop. He does not croak.
He just stares. Silently. With intent.

✨ What you’re getting:
One (1) Strawg
Designed and 3D printed in house with chaotic love
Approximately 2.5" long, 2" wide and 1" tall – compact, thicc, emotionally powerful
Made of sturdy PLA with a soft satiny finish
Not edible (we legally have to say this)
Ideal for gifting to frog weirdos, fruit freaks, or yourself (because self-care is frog-shaped)

🍓 Who is Strawg?
He’s the emotional support fruit you didn’t know you needed.
He’s not here to help. He’s here to be cute, and slightly condescending about it.

You can call him Strawg, or — as the moss goblins whisper — Strog, the squishy jamlord of forest floor snack rituals.

🍓 Want a whole berry patch?
Choose your quantity from the dropdown to unlock bundle discounts — up to 23% off when you adopt five Strawgs.
One for you. One for your desk. One for your anxiety. One for your friend. One to hide in the fridge and forget about.

🧺 Looks like folklore. Feels like meme.
Take this berry frog home. Make your produce aisle jealous.