"The Horrors Persist But So Do I" Keychain

🦝 "The Horrors Persist But So Do I" Possum Keychain – For Chaotic Resilience

A daily reminder that the vibes are off, but you’re still clocking in.

This sarcastic little keychain features a wide-eyed possum on the front and the words “The Horrors Persist But So Do I” laser engraved on the back—because sometimes you’ve just gotta outlast the nonsense. It’s the perfect gift for possum lovers, meme collectors, emotionally exhausted coworkers, and anyone clinging to sanity by a single emotional support trash panda.

Makes a hilariously weird white elephant gift or a pocket-sized pick-me-up for the friend who laughs in despair.

🎁 Perfect for:
🦝 Possum lovers and cryptid collectors
💀 People with a dark sense of humor
🎉 White elephant or Secret Santa gifts
🔑 Daily doses of sarcasm and survival

🧷 Product Details:
– Approx. 2.5" long (keychain only), 3.75" including ring
– 1.25" wide
– Made from brown vegan leather with black laser engraving
– Attached to a sturdy iron ring
– Engraved front and back
– Designed and engraved in the USA

🧼 Care Instructions:
🧽 Wipe clean with a damp cloth
🚫 Not waterproof, but emotionally resilient

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