"The Horrors Persist But So Do I" Keychain

Possum Keychain – "The Horrors Persist But So Do I"
A daily reminder that the vibes are off, but you're still clocking in. Double-sided vegan leather keychain featuring a wide-eyed possum and the words: “The Horrors Persist But So Do I.”

Channel your inner resilient possum with our Possum Keychain — the perfect blend of cute, chaotic, and a little unhinged. Crafted from sturdy vegan leather, this double-sided keychain features engraved artwork of a wide-eyed possum on one side, and the motivational-but-sarcastic phrase “The Horrors Persist But So Do I” on the other.

Built to survive the commute, coffee runs, and existential crises, this keychain is lightweight yet durable, with a secure iron ring for attaching to your keys, bags, or backpack. Whether you’re gifting it to a fellow cryptid fan or keeping it as your own pocket-sized pep talk, it’s the perfect accessory for surviving on spite and snacks.

• Size: ~3.5" with chain and ring

• Material: Vegan leather with engraved design

• Hardware: Durable iron split ring

• Origin: Designed and engraved in the USA
  

Perfect for possum fans, exhausted coworkers, and anyone surviving on spite and snacks.