Crying Is a Free Action Mug

When the dice betray you, at least your mug understands.
Tragic. Hilarious. Microwave safe.

The When the Dice Betray You Mug is a love letter to every DnD player who’s rolled a critical fail at the worst possible moment. Featuring a wraparound design of a natural 1 on a d20, skull, and roses, it’s equal parts tragic tribute and tabletop comedy.

Available in 11 oz or 15 oz sizes, in classic white or with your choice of red, blue, green, light blue, black, or pink accents. Designed and sublimated by hand in North Idaho for rich, lasting colors that won’t peel or fade — even after countless campaigns. Dishwasher and microwave safe for maximum convenience between sessions.

• Sizes: 11 oz or 15 oz ceramic mug

• Design: Wraparound artwork with a d20, skull, and roses

• Color Options: White or with red, blue, green, light blue, black, or pink accents

• Care: Dishwasher + microwave safe

• Origin: Designed and sublimated in-house in North Idaho

• Perfect for: DnD players, crit-fail collectors, and emotional support bards

Perfect for DnD players, emotional support bards, and anyone who’s ever crit-failed at life.