Stabby Duck Desk Buddy

Adorable. Armed. And deeply relatable.

Need a funny desk toy with chaotic energy? Stabby Duck is here to brighten your workspace and mildly threaten your paperwork. With a sweet face and a tiny knife, this meme-inspired duck figurine brings a perfect blend of cute and unhinged to your office, gift basket, or emotionally unstable shelf.

Whether you’re a duck lover, a meme connoisseur, or just a little feral from your 9–5, this duck is ready to stand vigil.

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🦆 Why You’ll Love Him:
– Hilariously weird and weirdly adorable
– A white elephant gift they’ll actually want
– Great for coworkers, chaos goblins, or emotional support violence
– Combines cottagecore cuteness with cursed energy in the best way

🐾 Product Details:
– Approx. 2.5" tall, 2.75" wide, 2.25" deep
– Printed in high-quality matte PLA filament
– Designed, printed, and packaged by us in North Idaho
– Knife is not removable, but the judgment is permanent

🎁 Perfect For:
– Funny gifts for coworkers or stressed-out students
– White elephant or Secret Santa exchanges
– Desk décor with meme energy
– Anyone who’s one inconvenience away from snapping

🧼 Care Instructions:
– Keep away from heat
– Wipe clean with a dry cloth
– Do not engage in actual duels