Depressed Dumpling – Black Rainfrog Figurine

Tiny. Round. Despairing. Adorable.

Meet Depressed Dumpling, your go-to frog-shaped mood support system. This chubby black rainfrog figurine is the perfect mix of emo vibes and adorable design — silently screaming from your desk while looking too round to function.

Whether you're deep in your sad girl era, disassociating in style, or simply vibing with existential dread, Dumpling is here for you. Not emotionally, but physically. And that counts.

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💀 What is it?

• A palm-sized black rainfrog figurine

• Designed to look like it gave up, but politely

• Features shockingly well-defined frog buttcheeks

• 3D printed in high-quality PLA

• Sculpted by The Adorable Alchemist (yes, intentionally sad)

🎁 Perfect For:

• Anxious friends and doomscrollers

• Coworkers who are 99% done

• Sad girl era gift boxes

• Anyone emotionally supported by a blob of despair

📏 Size & Material:

• Approx. 2.25" x 2.25" x 1"

• Printed with durable PLA filament

• Designed and made in-house, not mass-produced

💡 Care Tips:

• No feeding (he wouldn’t eat anyway)

• Avoid water (he’s already metaphorically drowning)

• Occasional gentle pat = emotional connection established

It be like that. And now, you have a frog to reflect that.
Adopt your Depressed Dumpling today.