Catcus – Cactus Cat Figurine Desk Buddy

He’s part cactus. He’s part cat. He’s entirely over it.

Introducing the Catcus™ — a gloriously spiky, plant-adjacent feline companion who thrives on minimal care and maximum side-eye.

This chonky succulent cat features textured ridges, a bright pink bloom, and an expression that says, “I’ve seen what you did. I am not impressed.” Whether you're a plant murderer, a cat person, or just someone who appreciates cursedly cute decor, this desk gremlin belongs in your life.

🌵 Details:

• Choose from:

  • Catcus Figurine Only

  • Terracotta-Style Pot Bed Only

  • Full Set (Catcus + Pot Bed)

• Catcus Size: approx. 4" wide x 3.5" deep x 1.75" tall

• Pot Size: just under 5" diameter x 1.5" tall

• 3D printed in high-quality PLA

• No watering. No meowing. No regrets.

🎁 Perfect for:

• Plant lovers who can’t keep anything alive

• Cat parents

• Weird little desk goblins

• Cottagecore gremlins and succulent hoarders

• People who talk to their figurines (no judgment)

✨ Looks like a plant. Feels like a meme.
Add a little chaotic cuteness to your shelf today.