The Horrors Persist But So Do I - Enamel Possum Keychain

Small. Round. Emotionally unwell—but resilient.

A hard enamel keychain featuring a cute possum and the words: “The Horrors Persist But So Do I”. Just over 1.5" in diameter (3.5" with chain and ring), this sturdy little cryptid comes ready to attach to your keys, bags, or emotional baggage.

Our The Horrors Persist But So Do I Possum Keychain is a pocket-sized pep talk wrapped in enamel and polished silver metal. Featuring a wide-eyed possum and a gentle reminder that survival is a win, this keychain is perfect for possum lovers, cryptid enthusiasts, and anyone getting through life one day at a time.

The reverse side features a bonus Judgmental Frog™ engraving for added passive-aggressive charm. Comes on a branded backing card so it’s ready for gifting or keeping for yourself (no judgment).

If you love chaotic possum energy, pair this keychain with our Blob Possum for a matching desk buddy.

• Material: Hard enamel with polished silver metal

• Size: ~1.5" diameter, ~3.5" with chain and ring

• Features: Sturdy chain and split ring for attaching to keys or bags

• Packaging: Branded backing card for gifting or collecting

• Style: Cryptid, whimsical, motivational gift

A funny little reminder that survival is a win. And if a possum can do it, so can you.